How to be an interbutt vampire:

Lurk for yourself.

More realistic list of things to do without internet

1. Cook Food
2. Smoke Cigarettes
3. Drink
4. Watch Princess Mononoke like 4 times
5. Cook Food again
6. Organize Music only to come out short two or three gigs.
7. Nothing
8. Eat Food
9. Realize that someone has unplugged the router, and told you that the area is having an internet outage.


Flour Tortillas
Self Rising Flour
Lukewarm milk
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp veg. oil

Directions:
Lurk

drunktown.

lurk beer.

Lurk tornadoes.

Because im under then.

Lurk cryptozoology

How we settle for mediocrity.

As I lurk the daily feed of "cattle commercials", I catch pure gold.

Kelly Ripa isn't your run of the mill star, She's just the definition of hot plastic shit.
I'll let you gag on the shit that gets forced down your throat but, I will purge America of this.


People of the world, Prozac can't save you.

Just a question,

Raid this?
Subject A
Subject B
We will have to ask the DEA!