R.I.P.

will be missed.
George Carlin

childhood.

i like.
i liked.
i lol'd.

Its Sunday.

If I ever wanted to pull a raid, look no further.

Thinking about building a trash house?

might want one of these.






P.S.

Theres a hate storm on the horizon. We are out for blood.

Making your parents

proud.

So, Lets get this machine running.

The world of lurking is only getting better.

RL Lurk 1: Additional Family.
So, I live at home. It's particularly nice because I live the broke student life. But, something has gone hellishly wrong.
I wake every morning between 9 and 10, clean up and do things around the house. Nothing really hard, I do it to make my mom's house clean.
This is where everything goes wrong.
See, my mother decided to put up an exhibit in our house: "Whiskey Tango: Introspect".

So, I live my days studying how all my orange juice gets drank, my house gets dirtier, and TV polluted with "All My Children".
Things don't work out too great. Out of the kindness in my heart, I'll help out their family yet, "Thanks" is out of the vocabulary.
My cell phone minutes go to the exhibit, only to get the response, "I'll give you money for your minutes."..... I don't care.

This experience isn't ending, my house is getting raided everyday with yells for the 8 year old to grab the dog, and the inevitable series of questions and answers.

RL Lurk 2: Graduation.

More or Less, Retrograde social motion is among us.
Mullets and Hollister.




Popular Culture.

Obama. Change? meh, I'll stick with Ron Paul.
McCain shoots meth.

I'll dump some links on your chest soon.

Im going to get a new bicycle.

"A further drawback of this device was that it had to be made to measure, manufactured to conform with the height and the stride of its rider, as none of its manufacturers are known to have built an adjustable version."