When people try to find

Identity, they typically look like idiots.

Rise in counter culture and the

development of the "Super-Ego".

I don't really understand these things. What's up with modern feminism? See, I can deal with outlandish remarks, fear tactics and unwarranted propaganda but, I cannot deal with feminism.

Feminism shouldn't exist. Why? Because it's inert. There is a difference between men and women but, equality is king.


Now, for anybody who thinks feminism is fine, here you go.


Ohh yeah, my bias on the subject only allows feminists to be men hating dykes. thanks.

Not a single thing...

settles my stomach better than a good read.

Decoration Day.

Today is the last Monday of the month.
I, particularly, don't care for this holiday. I understand it's importance but, It just gets abused just like any other holiday.

So, as we forget those who died, try to remember that both sides are always fighting for what's right.

"It was believed afterward that the man was a lunatic,
because there was no sense in what he said."

Tell all the yuppies

to write a new movie in the favorites.

be a junkie.

Is it...Ya...Ya Superman...

Superman that ho? is that it Laura?

old internets, but good internets

Real Cool Shit

For your Wednesday, I'll sum up your childhood.

Its Sunday.

Cheer up.

Econ: 101

This is how you get out of a recession:

Print more money.

and the others who follow.

The Earth Needs to go

Green.

The best i could do on such short notice

In Chicago.
Dont come here, foreigners aren't welcome


lurk public transit at its greatest.

What ruins the party?

Fat chicks and dick.
Thanks for ruining my party.

Friday...

is payday

Talking to a professional.

Here in Oklahoma,

We only listen to credible sources.

Have fun being creepy

lurk my job.

I call too many girls

sluts.

Hat's off to you, Butthole Eyes.

We had these freakish tornados during last week that totally wrecked my cable's shit. So, I did what every person in the square mile radius does when the cable goes out: Called and complained.

Fast forward to fucking Mother's Day. My mother and I were treated to "Butthole Eyes: Your Cable Wizard", Prompted with lame conversation, and then when I asked what model number MY cable box was, He remarked like an asshole "If you modify the firmware, We'll cut of your service."

You know what, I don't give a fuck. I'm not going to fucking update the shit and you can get fucking bent. Plus, your eyes look like rashy, little boy assholes.

For the record, Cox Communications, You probably want to train you technicians in human relations and not in dumbfuck...

Steve Irwin catches snakes with Jesus

lurk the Australia's lurkers

Helpful thing to do when bored.

It's called the wikipedia game. Here's how it's played:

Go to wikipedia.
Think of a person, place, or thing.
Now click random article.
lurk more.

How to be an interbutt vampire:

Lurk for yourself.

More realistic list of things to do without internet

1. Cook Food
2. Smoke Cigarettes
3. Drink
4. Watch Princess Mononoke like 4 times
5. Cook Food again
6. Organize Music only to come out short two or three gigs.
7. Nothing
8. Eat Food
9. Realize that someone has unplugged the router, and told you that the area is having an internet outage.


Flour Tortillas
Self Rising Flour
Lukewarm milk
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp veg. oil

Directions:
Lurk

drunktown.

lurk beer.

Lurk tornadoes.

Because im under then.

Lurk cryptozoology

How we settle for mediocrity.

As I lurk the daily feed of "cattle commercials", I catch pure gold.

Kelly Ripa isn't your run of the mill star, She's just the definition of hot plastic shit.
I'll let you gag on the shit that gets forced down your throat but, I will purge America of this.


People of the world, Prozac can't save you.

Just a question,

Raid this?
Subject A
Subject B
We will have to ask the DEA!

"I ordered a big glass of fuck it." She said.
I never got her. Her personality was your stereotypical housewife with a catch.

(insert social news networking site)

The quality of the news submitted has drastically fallen. It's now the "he said, she said" bullshit.

There is already enough crooks in the world, enough slander by the truth, yet modern day journalism is just full of rumor and speculation. God bless America 

RL Lurk #1

So, i was out in the world today, which happens to be cinco de mayo. Standing in a checkout line, listening to some awful jackass drool into his phone about his plans, it occurred to me that he was making plans to celebrate someone else's holiday. For vicarious swine this holiday is just an excuse to get piss drunk off of shitty beer and get girls loaded on tequila, neatly wrapped in a hot plastic skin of vague, americanized latin culture. Eat shit.

Anyone, other than the relevant peoples, celebrating Cinco de Mayo in america is an asshole.

Humans are weak.

Lurk horsepower

lurking for your third eye

I feel like been hatin on the web so,

Im gonna give you the mad note's to makin de-lic-ious FRUIT SAUCE!

Out of 8 parts:

7/8's is honey.
1/32's is salt.
1/16's is lime juice.
1/32's is chili powder.

Mix to taste.

Put on real fruit.
Fuck canned fruit.

Child Labor.

Q) How to bring a wrecking ball to a kid's fashion show?
A) Make a kid an adult.

Weird shit is weird.

White Gold. Just Lurk It.
People can honestly post shit.
it was at the Golden Nugget Hotel

Sasquatch

The Legend Comes To Life is an old interbutt site. Lurk it.

evolution will demand reparations for this

lurk slavery

lurk this

The Great Western Invasion.

Master


Slave
Slave

thats just dumb.

ive got the lurks

lurk....

I was prompted last night with...

the question, "Have you ever experienced sensory crossing?"

I, personally, haven't ever experienced anything like this but, here's some stuff on a similar condition.

Synesthesia: wiki link!
synesthesia!
synesthesia!
synesthesia!
synesthesia!

Old internet. Can you stand it?

Russian voids where the internet really sucks

more lurking

DeerDana
Anthony Lister

So today i smoked pot...

CouchSurfing is a really good way to travel. I wouldn't advise a picnic at mom guy's cottage, either. I'm just thinking that its a feasible way of doing trips.