So, i was out in the world today, which happens to be cinco de mayo. Standing in a checkout line, listening to some awful jackass drool into his phone about his plans, it occurred to me that he was making plans to celebrate someone else's holiday. For vicarious swine this holiday is just an excuse to get piss drunk off of shitty beer and get girls loaded on tequila, neatly wrapped in a hot plastic skin of vague, americanized latin culture. Eat shit.
Anyone, other than the relevant peoples, celebrating Cinco de Mayo in america is an asshole.
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