drunktown.

lurk beer.

Lurk tornadoes.

Because im under then.

Lurk cryptozoology

How we settle for mediocrity.

As I lurk the daily feed of "cattle commercials", I catch pure gold.

Kelly Ripa isn't your run of the mill star, She's just the definition of hot plastic shit.
I'll let you gag on the shit that gets forced down your throat but, I will purge America of this.


People of the world, Prozac can't save you.

Just a question,

Raid this?
Subject A
Subject B
We will have to ask the DEA!

"I ordered a big glass of fuck it." She said.
I never got her. Her personality was your stereotypical housewife with a catch.

(insert social news networking site)

The quality of the news submitted has drastically fallen. It's now the "he said, she said" bullshit.

There is already enough crooks in the world, enough slander by the truth, yet modern day journalism is just full of rumor and speculation. God bless America