Hat's off to you, Butthole Eyes.

We had these freakish tornados during last week that totally wrecked my cable's shit. So, I did what every person in the square mile radius does when the cable goes out: Called and complained.

Fast forward to fucking Mother's Day. My mother and I were treated to "Butthole Eyes: Your Cable Wizard", Prompted with lame conversation, and then when I asked what model number MY cable box was, He remarked like an asshole "If you modify the firmware, We'll cut of your service."

You know what, I don't give a fuck. I'm not going to fucking update the shit and you can get fucking bent. Plus, your eyes look like rashy, little boy assholes.

For the record, Cox Communications, You probably want to train you technicians in human relations and not in dumbfuck...

Steve Irwin catches snakes with Jesus

lurk the Australia's lurkers

Helpful thing to do when bored.

It's called the wikipedia game. Here's how it's played:

Go to wikipedia.
Think of a person, place, or thing.
Now click random article.
lurk more.

How to be an interbutt vampire:

Lurk for yourself.

More realistic list of things to do without internet

1. Cook Food
2. Smoke Cigarettes
3. Drink
4. Watch Princess Mononoke like 4 times
5. Cook Food again
6. Organize Music only to come out short two or three gigs.
7. Nothing
8. Eat Food
9. Realize that someone has unplugged the router, and told you that the area is having an internet outage.


Flour Tortillas
Self Rising Flour
Lukewarm milk
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp veg. oil

Directions:
Lurk

drunktown.

lurk beer.

Lurk tornadoes.

Because im under then.